Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: You should visit the Apple Store in the city.

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: my planet is very green. But i has no nice places to visit. I love being here.

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: Well most people have there problems for a lot of different reasons.

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: Some people can be nice but most people are grouchy.

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: Because we have our rights but the countries are making it difficult so we want our rights back.

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: Because marshmallows are made out of sugar and sugar can give diabeeties.

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: Well one type is Turkey and pizza.

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: Well I do help clean up the earth but other people don't care because they have other things on there mind thats very dumb. Well see you later bye!